Christmas Cheer? Not Here!!

The only thing worse than going into a Wal-Mart is going into a Wal-Mart during the Christmas season.
I’ve loathed the holiday season for as long as I can remember.  I’ve decided that the main reason for this is the fact that the holiday season always turns my life into a series of obligations.  Combine this [...]

Classic Post: Phillip and Melanie’s Wedding Story

Originally posted in June of ‘06.
(It has occurred to me that the title to this piece is quite inaccurate.  The story actually has little to do with their wedding, since I wasn’t actually invited to their wedding, most likely due to Melanie’s inherent and completely unfounded fear that I would vehemently object numerous times during [...]