Classic Post: What Does the Company I Keep Say About Me?

I checked the caller ID and it said the name of the same person who’d emailed me earlier that night. I was going to ignore it, as this person has a history of drunk dialing at all hours of the night, but he usually doesn’t leave messages if I don’t answer. So I dialed my voice mail just to make sure he wasn’t in jail or something.

Leave it to Iran to Restore My Faith in the Legal System

What a concept. Allow the VICTIM of a crime to suggest the punishment for the convicted perpetrator.

Michael Phelps & A-Rod: Feeding Our Addiction

And yet, somehow, Phelps is the evildoer of the hour because he went to a party and took a hit off someone\’s bong.

Paul Blart: Mallcop – Is the Bar Really that Low?

How does a movie that three out of four moviegoers think is a failure manage to gross 100 million fucking dollars?

Classic Post: Pranking Barry

Originally Published in Jan ‘07
One late summer Sunday afternoon back in 2006, Angie was attending a Party-Lite candle event, hosted by a friend of hers at the time, “Cassandra” . These are similar to the multi-level marketing schemes like Tupperware or sex-toy parties that [...]

Classic Post: Female Ratings System

I first would like to declare that I think rating systems are nothing more than chauvinistic devices for guys who are insecure about their small dicks.