Proof that the Internet Has Magnified Human Idiocy
If this does not exemplify human stupidity at it’s worst, I honestly don’t know what would.
Essay on Turning Thirty
Two months ago I turned 30. I began an essay on the topic of turning 30 at the time but never finished it. I mentioned this to Erin over at thirtysomethingblog.com and she encouraged me to finish it so she could publish it on her site.
Never one to turn down free attention, I naturally obliged and finished what I’d started. The post went live today, check it out here. I think it turned out pretty good – let me know what you think.
Classic Post: Messing With a Bible Thumper
Would you mind participating in our survey? I’ll only take a minute or two of your time.”
“OK, but I worship the devil,” I offered matter of factly.
A Poop Story
Shortly after walking into the store, I felt the familiar first gurgle in my stomach that would imply that mudbutt was imminent. The gurgle had that low pitched “bloop” feeling like when they first change the five-gallon container on the water cooler. I clenched my butt-cheeks together, foolishly ignoring the churning sensation in my gut and proceeded to the back of the store to begin grocery shopping.
This Ad From AIG is Quite Disturbing
Honestly, can anyone tell me what this ad from AIG is supposed to mean?
Tales From the ‘Hood
Part one in a series of stories about my adventures living in an urban neighborhood in the city of Grand Rapids.
MMA Female Fighter: Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos
I couldn’t help but laugh (and add captions) to this picture I ran across.
The Top 20 Comedies of My Generation
In light of my recent post regarding the lack of quality movies lately, I began to contemplate what movies I would consider to be the absolute can’t miss comedies of my generation – movies released since 1990.
Classic Post: Craigslist Ad – Nice Respectful Guy Seeks Special Lady
Do you like quiet evenings sitting outside watching the sun set? Well you won’t be able to see it with two black eyes.
Ten of My Favorite Myspace Survey Responses
Occasionally, Myspace surveys provide a unique opportunity to act obnoxiously – which is always a good thing. Here are some of my favorite responses.
