Some More of My Favorite Myspace Survey Answers
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I don't think I could ever get sick of this picture
Since the last post listing some obnoxious responses to myspace surveys proved to be pretty popular with readers (it might just have been that it included a picture of Yvonne Strahovski… who knows), here are some more of my humorous myspace survey answers:
Do you consider yourself a study freak?
Yes in very short bursts. I have the attention span of a carrot after all.
Do you burn easily in the sun?
I am a firecrotch – what do you think?
What’s something you wish you could understand better?
Astronomy and the meaning of the world’s existence. I have come to the conclusion that we will simply never know. Maybe I’ll ask God.
How many people have you kissed?
Not as many as you’d think, given my perceived sexual prowess. Probably less than 20.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, in order even.
Have you ever written poetry?
yes, but I am straight now. It was just my experimental phase.
Are you a good cook?
I am good at 7 things. All but one of which require a George Foreman Grill.
Describe your love life?
A man-whore’s paradise
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, I was a gangly teenager. However, if they held pageants for unemployed degenerate gamblers with problems with drinking and excessive masturbation, I’d be the eight year incumbent.
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Is there a prerequisite number of questions to qualify for these surveys? Did you run out of important questions? Did you just start thinking of random everyday things to ask retarded questions about? End the fucking survey already.
