Internet (noun); Definition – Pervert Magnet
In perusing the “Gigs” section of my local Craigslist I ran across this:
bisexual live in nanny wanted
free rent in return for someone that can watch our child 3-4 days a week. (9-5) want someone we can be great friends with and great benefits and if we mesh maybe something more substantial and something with more long term plans but we will cross that bridge when we get there, send pics to get pics.
Now it’s obvious that the very grammatical structure of the ad would indicate that we’re dealing with a trailer trash level of IQ here, but that really isn’t the point. Here is an ad that basically states that we want you to watch our kid, live in our house and fuck the both of us periodically. How exactly is this not prostitution?
Well dude, I’ve got disappointing news for you. Nannies are regular people and look like this:
Source: allcareplus.org
and this:
Source: allcareplus.org
They don’t actually look like the models on I_am_hot_young_and_desperate_I_have_no_money_but_I_will_babysit_your_child
and_let_you_fuck_me_for_a_place_to_live.com
I am sorry to break it to you, but nannies don’t actually look like this:
Source: photobucket.com
or this:
Source: bonilogue.com
Just more unequivocal proof that the internet has magnified our inner pervert and coaxed him out of his shell. Never in the history of man have so many new sexual terms, ideas and perversions came to fruition in such a vastly short period of time. Since the birth of the World Wide Web, we’ve been inundated with amazing deviencies such as the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, Houdini, Blumpkins, Bukkake, and of course the classic Donkey Punch.
Source: photobucket.com
Reader Comments
I do not post much, but this was definitely worth reading. Craigslist can be very interesting sometimes. Some site I read had a post about a guy who was going to buy a car for his gf, and he came across an ad with Hitler hidden text… Very odd. Craigslist never fails to deliver on the strange goods.