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	<description>The Unfiltered Observations, Stories, Musings, and Humor of a Heedless, Misanthropic Extrovert</description>
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		<title>A Completely Unsupported, Uncalled-for and Unearned Observation</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2010/03/16/a-completely-unsupported-uncalled-for-and-unearned-observation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello boys and girls, today I plan to talk to you about a subject that will hold no bearing on your lives: Ranting. I don't mean ranting like angry speech. That will help you daily, make sure you learn that. I mean ranting as a genre of writing.]]></description>
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		<title>2009 Traffic Data &#8211; A Case Study</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2010/01/04/2009-traffic-data-a-case-study/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2010/01/04/2009-traffic-data-a-case-study/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are the unofficial traffic stats for the past 12 months.  I say 'unofficial' because these number probably include some of my own admin page hits, as well as search engine robots, spiders and the like (although those are all supposedly filtered out to some degree).  The information is compiled from three different traffic analysis programs: AwStats, Cystats and Mystat.]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Brittany Murphy</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/12/21/rip-brittany-murphy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unpaidentertainer.com/?p=601</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tragic events like this should be viewed as humbling reminders that as much as we'd like to believe that we are guaranteed to live to 85, or 65, or even until tomorrow, we aren't.  It is sad that it takes the senseless loss of a talented young woman to reinforce the fact that we only have a finite amount of time to live, and that we should take time to be thankful for the things and people that we have, and make a point to live every day as well as you can - because you truly don't know how many of them you actually have left.]]></description>
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		<title>What Kind of God&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/11/24/what-kind-of-god/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/11/24/what-kind-of-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[200000 animal sacrifice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost every day I see a report or hear of some sort of ridiculous rituals being performed by people purely for religious reasons.  I usually blow them off as they're typically silly, pointless mechanisms that really don't hurt anyone other aside from maybe wasting someone's time.

But every once and again, I become truly appalled that people - real living, breathing, thinking, loving human beings can perform such excessively malevolent acts in the name of their Deity.

This headline definitely caught my attention:

200,000 animals to be sacrificed at Nepal festival

    More than 200,000 buffaloes, goats, chickens and pigeons will be killed Tuesday and Wednesday at the temple in the jungles of Bara district, about 100 miles (160 kilometers) south of Katmandu, to honor the Hindu goddess Gadhimai...

    ...The slaughtered animals are taken back by devotees to their villages and eaten during a feast. The meat is considered blessed and consuming it protects them from evil.]]></description>
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		<title>A Word to the Wise About Domain URLs</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/11/02/a-word-to-the-wise-about-domain-urls/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/11/02/a-word-to-the-wise-about-domain-urls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're ever inclined to start your own website, whether it's a blog, or a forum, or an ecommerce site, you should definitely exercise caution when selecting your domain name.

Take the website " Pen Island", for example.  They sell promotional items that are customizable for giveaways and such.  The name of their website, penisland.net, might not be the best representation of their business with respect to the type of clientele that they are looking to attract.

And just as a word of warning, I'd advise against visiting the same domain with a '.com' extension - unless you're into that sort of thing.]]></description>
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		<title>Just in Case You Need a Deterrent to Picking Up Craigslist Hookers</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/10/15/just-in-case-you-need-a-deterrent-to-picking-up-craigslist-hookers/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/10/15/just-in-case-you-need-a-deterrent-to-picking-up-craigslist-hookers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unpaidentertainer.com/?p=540</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Charging that Craigslist remains a "one-stop shop for all your prostitution needs," a Florida sheriff yesterday announced the arrest of 28 women who allegedly advertised sexual services on the popular online classifieds site. Dubbed "Operation Hot Date," the undercover police action also netted several pimps who worked with the alleged hookers...]]></description>
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		<title>I Hope They Serve beer in Hell &#8211; Movie Review</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/10/12/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-movie-review/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/10/12/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-movie-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In reference to this post that I made a couple of weeks ago, I finally made it to the theater to see Tucker Max's "I Hope The Serve Beer in Hell".  The movie was platform released three weeks ago; this was the first weekend that it was being shown at a theater in my city.]]></description>
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		<title>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/09/21/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/09/21/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After selling over one million copies of his book, which has spent three years on the NY Times Bestseller list, and after becoming the first internet writer to receive a six-figure advance for his next book, "Assholes Finish First",  Tucker Max has made a movie that is loosely based on the wildly popular book of the same name.]]></description>
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		<title>The Race Card &#8211; Apparently Robots are not Immune</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/06/27/the-race-card-apparently-robots-are-not-immune/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/06/27/the-race-card-apparently-robots-are-not-immune/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unpaidentertainer.com/?p=498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The buzz over the summer blockbuster "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" only grew Wednesday as some said two jive-talking Chevy characters were racial caricatures.

This is either a publicity stunt to get even more attention for this movie or the single worst case of playing the race card in the history of civilization.

You know, race is still a serious subject in this country.  Even though society has made many strides toward equality, and it's easier to talk about than it once was, there are still a lot of injustices that occur on a daily basis.  Using it to promote a movie is probably one of the most despicable things I can think of.

But it would actually be worse if someone were actually offended by this and spoke out as a result.]]></description>
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		<title>Stop the Presses &#8211; We&#8217;ve Got More Useless News For You!!</title>
		<link>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/06/23/stop-the-presses-weve-got-more-useless-news-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://unpaidentertainer.com/2009/06/23/stop-the-presses-weve-got-more-useless-news-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking News: Obama Kills a Fly
Yes, that is the actual headline I saw on the Yahoo! front page the other day.
I like the President, as most people seem to.  I may not like everything he does, but from a personal standpoint, he seems like he&#8217;d be a pretty cool person to hang out with, or [...]]]></description>
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