Classic Post: What Does the Company I Keep Say About Me?

I checked the caller ID and it said the name of the same person who’d emailed me earlier that night. I was going to ignore it, as this person has a history of drunk dialing at all hours of the night, but he usually doesn’t leave messages if I don’t answer. So I dialed my voice mail just to make sure he wasn’t in jail or something.

Classic Post: Pranking Barry

Originally Published in Jan ‘07
One late summer Sunday afternoon back in 2006, Angie was attending a Party-Lite candle event, hosted by a friend of hers at the time, “Cassandra” . These are similar to the multi-level marketing schemes like Tupperware or sex-toy parties that [...]

Classic Post: Phillip and Melanie’s Wedding Story

Originally posted in June of ‘06.
(It has occurred to me that the title to this piece is quite inaccurate.  The story actually has little to do with their wedding, since I wasn’t actually invited to their wedding, most likely due to Melanie’s inherent and completely unfounded fear that I would vehemently object numerous times during [...]