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I didn’t even think that this was possible, but there is a site with funnier want-ad interactions than even my own personal ads I’ve been posting on Craigslist for the past couple of years.
In no particular order, here are my 10 favorite posts from 2009. Happy New Year!
You were there with your three kids (I presume they were yours). You were wearing an ADIDAS jumpsuit with matching pants that were lime green/radioactive pink colored. You might remember me – I was the guy with the messy hair and white t-shirt and tan corduroy pants who looked like he was hungover with no job (I was) who innocently asked you if you got your outfit at Man-Alive in the Woodland Mall.
After selling over one million copies of his book, which has spent three years on the NY Times Bestseller list, and after becoming the first internet writer to receive a six-figure advance for his next book, “Assholes Finish First”, Tucker Max has made a movie that is loosely based on the wildly popular book of the same name.
Three minutes of pure hilarity. Check it out.
If you’re into rants, you should check out this site. It’s called “AdScam/The Horror!”. It is published by a 60ish year old guy who goes off several times a day on various topics – centering around the world of advertising.
I like George’s site and I subscribed to his feed. After all, any guy his age whose favorite superlatives are “Fucktard” and “Douchenozzle” is cool in my book.
You guys that found me through the updates on Rantlister.com will especially like it.
I think this guy has seen the Transformers movie a few times too many:
Carlos Owens had handled all kinds of machines as an army mechanic, but he always dreamed of using those skills for one project: his own “mecha,” a giant metal robot that could mirror the movements of its human pilot.
Owens, 31, began building an 18-foot-tall, one-ton prototype at his home in Wasilla, Alaska, in 2004. Working without blueprints, he first built a full-scale model out of wood. Moving on to steel, he had to devise a hydraulics system that would provide precisely the right leverage and range of movement. He settled on a complex network of cables and hydraulic cylinders that can make the mecha raise its arms, bend its knees, and even do a sit-up.
Check this out – his performance is legendary!!
Hi. I am a guy in my 20’s looking for a girl who is certifiably bat-shit crazy. I know you’re out there!!!
I am just sick and tired of meeting all of these normal, regular girls with their own jobs and places to live and their own money and their own cars. There are just simply way too many levelheaded, smart, articulate women out there today and I am bored with their stability. I want a stalker dammit!!!
