Just in Case You Need a Deterrent to Picking Up Craigslist Hookers

Charging that Craigslist remains a “one-stop shop for all your prostitution needs,” a Florida sheriff yesterday announced the arrest of 28 women who allegedly advertised sexual services on the popular online classifieds site. Dubbed “Operation Hot Date,” the undercover police action also netted several pimps who worked with the alleged hookers…

I Hope They Serve beer in Hell – Movie Review

In reference to this post that I made a couple of weeks ago, I finally made it to the theater to see Tucker Max’s “I Hope The Serve Beer in Hell”. The movie was platform released three weeks ago; this was the first weekend that it was being shown at a theater in my city.

Craigslist Ad: Missed Connections – Fat Black Woman at Meijer

You were there with your three kids (I presume they were yours). You were wearing an ADIDAS jumpsuit with matching pants that were lime green/radioactive pink colored. You might remember me – I was the guy with the messy hair and white t-shirt and tan corduroy pants who looked like he was hungover with no job (I was) who innocently asked you if you got your outfit at Man-Alive in the Woodland Mall.

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

After selling over one million copies of his book, which has spent three years on the NY Times Bestseller list, and after becoming the first internet writer to receive a six-figure advance for his next book, “Assholes Finish First”, Tucker Max has made a movie that is loosely based on the wildly popular book of the same name.

The Best Rocky Parody Ever

Three minutes of pure hilarity. Check it out.

The Race Card – Apparently Robots are not Immune

The buzz over the summer blockbuster “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” only grew Wednesday as some said two jive-talking Chevy characters were racial caricatures.

This is either a publicity stunt to get even more attention for this movie or the single worst case of playing the race card in the history of civilization.

You know, race is still a serious subject in this country. Even though society has made many strides toward equality, and it’s easier to talk about than it once was, there are still a lot of injustices that occur on a daily basis. Using it to promote a movie is probably one of the most despicable things I can think of.

But it would actually be worse if someone were actually offended by this and spoke out as a result.

If You Like Rants…

If you’re into rants, you should check out this site. It’s called “AdScam/The Horror!”. It is published by a 60ish year old guy who goes off several times a day on various topics – centering around the world of advertising.

I like George’s site and I subscribed to his feed. After all, any guy his age whose favorite superlatives are “Fucktard” and “Douchenozzle” is cool in my book.

You guys that found me through the updates on Rantlister.com will especially like it.

Stop the Presses – We’ve Got More Useless News For You!!

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The Most Disturbing Church Choir Ever

Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself? Apparently not.

Since my ticket to hell has long since been punched, I predictably laughed my ass off at this.

A New Mersenne Prime…..YaY!!!

I will be the first to admit that I am into some pretty nerdy shit. I still like video games and I like to read about astronomy and the stars and the planets and supernovas and the like. So, I understand the thrill from new discoveries in different scientific fields.

But, there are some things that I just don’t get. The other day, I opened up Yahoo!’s home page and right there smacking me in the face was the grossly unfascinating tidbit of news that a new Mersenne Prime number had been discovered, the 47th one. This astronomically large number is some 12 million digits long. To put that in perspective, if you were to write the number out on paper, you would need 4300 pages to write it all out. That’s like four encyclopedia (remember those) volumes – all just to write out this single number.