Women, Know Your Limits
A hilarious satirical spoof on misogyny.
Some More of My Favorite Forms of Self Amusement
Sometimes, in routine situations, you need to make your own fun. These are things that you too can try at home.
Pull Your Pud For Charity
It’s not often that I am seriously at a loss for words. It’s not that I think this is totally awesome, or that I think it is entirely gay. I don’t have much of an opinion except for wow. Just wow.
God’s Facebook Page
I don’t know if you’ve seen this or not – I just ran across it on some foreign language site. I figured that since my ticket to hell has long since been punched, I’ll throw it up here and let you heathens have a look at it. Sin vicariously through me.
Some More of My Favorite Myspace Survey Answers
Since the last post listing some obnoxious responses to myspace surveys proved to be pretty popular with readers (it might just have been that it included a picture of Yvonne Strahovski… who knows), here are some more of my humorous myspace survey answers
What if Beauty Didn’t Matter?
What if women in society were all considered universally and equally beautiful. To clarify – imagine that what is attractive to one man is exactly the same to another. Not that all women look exactly the same – however theoretically the same debate would apply.
How would it affect the rules of attraction? How about the rules of courtship and dating? What would happen to the shallow empty headed eye-candy who’s only qualities are aesthetic? Would they sink to the bottom of the female food chain?
This Guy Really Wants Out of Jury Duty
Honestly, there isn’t too much to say about this other than I think it is hilarious. This guy’s got some balls.
Proof that the Internet Has Magnified Human Idiocy
If this does not exemplify human stupidity at it’s worst, I honestly don’t know what would.
Essay on Turning Thirty
Two months ago I turned 30. I began an essay on the topic of turning 30 at the time but never finished it. I mentioned this to Erin over at thirtysomethingblog.com and she encouraged me to finish it so she could publish it on her site.
Never one to turn down free attention, I naturally obliged and finished what I’d started. The post went live today, check it out here. I think it turned out pretty good – let me know what you think.
Classic Post: Messing With a Bible Thumper
Would you mind participating in our survey? I’ll only take a minute or two of your time.”
“OK, but I worship the devil,” I offered matter of factly.
