Shortly after walking into the store, I felt the familiar first gurgle in my stomach that would imply that mudbutt was imminent. The gurgle had that low pitched “bloop” feeling like when they first change the five-gallon container on the water cooler. I clenched my butt-cheeks together, foolishly ignoring the churning sensation in my gut and proceeded to the back of the store to begin grocery shopping.
Honestly, can anyone tell me what this ad from AIG is supposed to mean?
Part one in a series of stories about my adventures living in an urban neighborhood in the city of Grand Rapids.
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!I couldn’t help but laugh (and add captions) to this picture I ran across.
In light of my recent post regarding the lack of quality movies lately, I began to contemplate what movies I would consider to be the absolute can’t miss comedies of my generation – movies released since 1990.
Do you like quiet evenings sitting outside watching the sun set? Well you won’t be able to see it with two black eyes.
Occasionally, Myspace surveys provide a unique opportunity to act obnoxiously – which is always a good thing. Here are some of my favorite responses.
This 19 year old girl was hellbent on securing the safety of her minimum wage job by egregiously disregarding common sense and basic customer service.
Bury me with lots of sunblock when I die, because I am certainly going to hell for this.
Due to my recently acquired abundance of free time, I have decided to give this a shot. I think it will be a good use of my time to take advantage of this scarce resource while it’s available. I am sure I will enjoy the experience and I will probably learn a lot, too.
