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		<title>A Poop Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after walking into the store, I felt the familiar first gurgle in my stomach that would imply that mudbutt was imminent.  The gurgle had that low pitched "bloop" feeling like when they first change the five-gallon container on the water cooler.  I clenched my butt-cheeks together, foolishly ignoring the churning sensation in my gut and proceeded to the back of the store to begin grocery shopping.]]></description>
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		<title>Classic Post: What Does the Company I Keep Say About Me?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I checked the caller ID and it said the name of the same person who'd emailed me earlier that night.  I was going to ignore it, as this person has a history of drunk dialing at all hours of the night, but he usually doesn't leave messages if I don't answer.  So I dialed my voice mail just to make sure he wasn't in jail or something.]]></description>
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