Don’t Even Reply
I didn’t even think that this was possible, but there is a site with funnier want-ad interactions than even my own personal ads I’ve been posting on Craigslist for the past couple of years.
Best of 2009 – My 10 Favorite Posts From the Last 12 Months
In no particular order, here are my 10 favorite posts from 2009. Happy New Year!
Just in Case You Need a Deterrent to Picking Up Craigslist Hookers
Charging that Craigslist remains a “one-stop shop for all your prostitution needs,” a Florida sheriff yesterday announced the arrest of 28 women who allegedly advertised sexual services on the popular online classifieds site. Dubbed “Operation Hot Date,” the undercover police action also netted several pimps who worked with the alleged hookers…
Craigslist Ad: Missed Connections – Fat Black Woman at Meijer
You were there with your three kids (I presume they were yours). You were wearing an ADIDAS jumpsuit with matching pants that were lime green/radioactive pink colored. You might remember me – I was the guy with the messy hair and white t-shirt and tan corduroy pants who looked like he was hungover with no job (I was) who innocently asked you if you got your outfit at Man-Alive in the Woodland Mall.
Internet (noun); Definition – Pervert Magnet
In perusing the “Gigs” section of my local Craigslist I ran across this:
bisexual live in nanny wanted
free rent in return for someone that can watch our child 3-4 days a week. (9-5) want someone we can be great friends with and great benefits and if we mesh maybe something more substantial and something with more long term plans but we will cross that bridge when we get there, send pics to get pics.
Classic Post: Craigslist Ad – Seeking a Crazy Chick
Hi. I am a guy in my 20’s looking for a girl who is certifiably bat-shit crazy. I know you’re out there!!!
I am just sick and tired of meeting all of these normal, regular girls with their own jobs and places to live and their own money and their own cars. There are just simply way too many levelheaded, smart, articulate women out there today and I am bored with their stability. I want a stalker dammit!!!
Classic Post: Craigslist Ad – Nice Respectful Guy Seeks Special Lady
Do you like quiet evenings sitting outside watching the sun set? Well you won’t be able to see it with two black eyes.
