Classic Post: Pranking the Prankster

As we were walking back toward the dorm past the belltower, we were feeling much better after a breath of fresh air. I noticed a stiff crow lying on the ground. I kicked it at MKW, who squirmed like a little girl. I laughed and we went inside to watch The Simpsons.

A half hour later I was thinking about the dead crow and all the things we could do with it.

I was amazed at MKW’s drunken ingenuity, but after thinking about it, I decided no matter how good of friends Barry and I were, he’d surely murder our asses if we did that to him. Barry doesn’t like to be the butt of jokes.

Classic Post: Phillip and Melanie’s Wedding Story

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Originally posted in June of ‘06.
(It has occurred to me that the title to this piece is quite inaccurate.  The story actually has little to do with their wedding, since I wasn’t actually invited to their wedding, most likely due [...]