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		<title>Classic Post: Pranking the Prankster</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we were walking back toward the dorm past the belltower, we were feeling much better after a breath of fresh air.  I noticed a stiff crow lying on the ground.  I kicked it at MKW, who squirmed like a little girl. I laughed and we went inside to watch The Simpsons.

A half hour later I was thinking about the dead crow and all the things we could do with it.

I was amazed at MKW's drunken ingenuity, but after thinking about it, I decided no matter how good of friends Barry and I were, he'd surely murder our asses if we did that to him.  Barry doesn't like to be the butt of jokes.]]></description>
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		<title>Classic Post: Phillip and Melanie&#8217;s Wedding Story</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally posted in June of &#8216;06.
(It has occurred to me that the title to this piece is quite inaccurate.  The story actually has little to do with their wedding, since I wasn&#8217;t actually invited to their wedding, most likely due to Melanie&#8217;s inherent and completely unfounded fear that I would vehemently object numerous times during [...]]]></description>
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