Don’t Even Reply
I didn’t even think that this was possible, but there is a site with funnier want-ad interactions than even my own personal ads I’ve been posting on Craigslist for the past couple of years.
Craigslist Ad: Missed Connections – Fat Black Woman at Meijer
You were there with your three kids (I presume they were yours). You were wearing an ADIDAS jumpsuit with matching pants that were lime green/radioactive pink colored. You might remember me – I was the guy with the messy hair and white t-shirt and tan corduroy pants who looked like he was hungover with no job (I was) who innocently asked you if you got your outfit at Man-Alive in the Woodland Mall.
Classic Post: Craigslist Ad – Seeking a Crazy Chick
Hi. I am a guy in my 20’s looking for a girl who is certifiably bat-shit crazy. I know you’re out there!!!
I am just sick and tired of meeting all of these normal, regular girls with their own jobs and places to live and their own money and their own cars. There are just simply way too many levelheaded, smart, articulate women out there today and I am bored with their stability. I want a stalker dammit!!!
Some More of My Favorite Forms of Self Amusement
Sometimes, in routine situations, you need to make your own fun. These are things that you too can try at home.
Some More of My Favorite Myspace Survey Answers
Since the last post listing some obnoxious responses to myspace surveys proved to be pretty popular with readers (it might just have been that it included a picture of Yvonne Strahovski… who knows), here are some more of my humorous myspace survey answers
Ten of My Favorite Myspace Survey Responses
Occasionally, Myspace surveys provide a unique opportunity to act obnoxiously – which is always a good thing. Here are some of my favorite responses.
